Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals!

A raging workaholic -- you don't want to see her calendar.

Aspiring MrBeast Contestant

Uh Oh!

Ask me about my Spotify playlists.

groovy, baby!

Wannabe rom-com journalist

Letterboxd movie critic, Instagram food reviewer, general judger of things

Annoying Taylor Swift fan reporting for duty

Hopeful existentialist

Follow @rowdymagazine on IG.

Confessions of a 20-year-old drama queen.

I can only take care of fake plants; that should speak for itself.

Cars (2006) aficionado

Passionate and dedicated

Casually flailing through life

Type B rising, Type A sun

Pitbull is my only personality trait.

your typical pisces, putting the panic in hispanic

wasting my teenage years

Call my closet bipolar the way it’s constantly throwing fits.

Chronically called crazy

Academically fierce blonde who can’t do random things — like a cartwheel.

Funny, kind, and humble.

A begrudgingly sarcastic, criminally sensitive, and unyieldingly silly girl!

My job is just... swiftie

chronic oversharer

A tumultuous coming of age story

pocketful full of sunshine

A free soul attracted to everything beautiful and peaceful.

Aspiring Super Diva

Currently making an impulse purchase

rewatching glee!

Oxford comma activist

I am a driven, artistic, passionate student who is excited to express herself through writing for another volume of her favorite magazine, Rowdy!!

You’re only young once but you can be immature forever.

Caffeine-dependent Swiftie with a love of romance novels, Gilmore Girls, and Harry Styles

Bad and Boujee

James Blake enjoyer

Too obsessed with collecting vintage hello kitty items.

My therapist says I’m her funniest client

The only queer that doesn't know their birth chart

Pure chaos, baby!

The Hunger Games is a cinematic masterpiece

Matty Healy enthusiast

way too emotionally attached to inanimate objects

"I just want the bread, keep the peanut butter jelly" - Kodak Black

A free spirited creative

the book was better

Horrible decision maker that loves to analyze the patriarchy in literally every article ever

Wishes she were 2 inches taller and 200% cooler

Likes long walks on the beach and mexican food

Ask me about my Spotify playlists

Pisces and iced coffee enthusiast

Mother Nature’s daughter.

Sliving

Work hard, play hard!

If Bad Bunny and Taylor Swift had a love child

she’s fun, she’s funky, and she’s fresh

i don’t get it….

Live, Laugh, Travel the World

I googled “how many lines is a one-liner” for this, and now all my feeds are suggesting brain surgery.

your typical Capricorn aspiring to be living her sex & the city NYC dreams

A quote I will always live by: “Never pass a mirror without looking in it.” - Paris Hilton

Sassy, Classy, & Badassy

The one with endless gumption!

Raging barbie cowboy chaos

A walk in the park

That’s so Cunt

out of pocket

A beautiful little fool

cute and psycho

Country girl living a city girl life

Lana + sushi = me

A misfit, but the fit never misses

This is an important moment!

Yummy

Brunettes have more fun idc

Money moves only!

Your friendly neighborhood oversharer

Probably buying books I won't read.

Aspiring nepotism baby

Will ask you your birth time

Little girl, big personality

Living, laughing, & loving

I have opinions on everything.

I may not look Jewish, but my high blood pressure and asthma say otherwise.

Witty idiot

Death to 'fix it in post'