A raging workaholic

A begrudgingly sarcastic, criminally sensitive, and unyieldingly silly girl!

Passionate creator, artist, & musician with a love for all forms of artistry

Aspiring MrBeast Contestant

Abuse drugs? Why would I ever do that? I love drugs.

She’s got a lot of hair and even more opinions

Wannabe rom-com journalist

I can only take care of fake plants; that should speak for itself.

gadzooks!!

She's got a book for every situation (me).

Passionate and dedicated

Casually flailing through life

The cool older sister you never had (and maybe always dreaded)

Type B rising, Type A sun

Pitbull is my only personality trait.

Stereotypical Lana Del Rey stan

your typical pisces, putting the panic in hispanic

wasting my teenage years

Call my closet bipolar the way it’s constantly throwing fits.

a very awkward extrovert

Funny, kind, and humble.

chronic letterboxd user

chronic oversharer

Academically fierce blonde who can’t do random things — like a cartwheel.

Very dramatic teenage girl- cries a lot and laughs a lot.

A tumultuous coming of age story

pocketful full of sunshine

A free soul attracted to everything beautiful and peaceful.

Aspiring Super Diva

Defined by the things that I love!

Currently making an impulse purchase

Oxford comma activist

I am a driven, artistic, passionate student who is excited to express herself through writing for another volume of her favorite magazine, Rowdy!!

You’re only young once but you can be immature forever.

Currently overanalyzing everything

Bad and Boujee

Non-Binary Dark Artist and Vince Guaraldi Enthusiast

your favorite superstar (mwah<3)

Constantly told I need a lobotomy.

Cool girl

James Blake enjoyer

Too obsessed with collecting vintage hello kitty items.

My therapist says I’m her funniest client

The only queer that doesn't know their birth chart

Pure chaos, baby!

The Hunger Games is a cinematic masterpiece

probably busy editing pictures

Matty Healy enthusiast

way too emotionally attached to inanimate objects

"I just want the bread, keep the peanut butter jelly" - Kodak Black

A free spirited creative

beautiful creative chaos

Im the friend that pulls up to the function to see the pets.

An everything girl

Likes long walks on the beach and mexican food

smart, sexy, humble

Ask me about my Spotify playlists

Pisces and iced coffee enthusiast

creative and trying to be extroverted

i like to say my life is a movie

Be a girl boss !

(Taylor’s Version)

wish maker, star licker, day dreamer

If Bad Bunny and Taylor Swift had a love child

There's just something about being criminally punctual.

she’s fun, she’s funky, and she’s fresh

I've only gotten this far thanks to coladas and oldest daughter syndrome.

Paris Hilton if she were ginger

your typical Capricorn aspiring to be living her sex & the city NYC dreams

A quote I will always live by: “Never pass a mirror without looking in it.” - Paris Hilton

Sassy, Classy, & Badassy

Raging barbie cowboy chaos

W rizz

That’s so Cunt

out of pocket

A beautiful little fool

Free-spirit until it hits 7 pm and nobody has mentioned a cup of tea and a movie yet.

cute and psycho

Country girl living a city girl life

Lana + sushi = me

A misfit, but the fit never misses

This is an important moment!

A White Mexican who just wants to move back to Paris

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.

Your friendly neighborhood oversharer

I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy.

Aspiring nepotism baby

Will ask you your birth time

Little girl, big personality

professional yapper :P

new york or nowhere

Sommelier of Slaying

diet coke advocate

the female spike lee