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@pennyygarza

Penny Garza

Print & Online Writer · She/Her

Penny is a girl you'd never forget--seriously, steer clear of her. This loud and silly 5'10 giant likes to stomp around campus with noise-canceling AirPods funneling pure depression into her eardrums as she navigates the gruesome plotlines bestowed to her by the Tim Tebow gods. Awake at any time of the day, Penny is most likely to respond to texts at four in the morning after stupidly ordering coffee late at night. The biggest way to entice Penny's attention is with an extensive philosophical conversation that makes her question if she is even real, so make sure to filter all open-ended questions around her.

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